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Apparel Collection

Wear it like you make questionable decisions on purpose.

The Gooey Duck apparel collection is for the candle people, the coastal weirdos, the black-hoodie loyalists, and anyone who wants their closet to smell slightly less impressive than their house.

Built around the same dark, funny, coastal energy as our candles, this gear keeps things rugged, casual, and just inappropriate enough to make your mother ask questions. Hoodies, tees, and other bad-influence basics made for market runs, firepit nights, boat ramps, bar stools, garage projects, and pretending you weren’t just online shopping at midnight.

No spa energy. No soft little lifestyle nonsense. Just wearable Gooey Duck attitude.

Throw it on. Light one up. Lower the standards in style.

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