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Smells Better Than Your Decisions Tee
$17.84
Pick the right size. Then make questionable wardrobe decisions.
Smells Better Than Your Decisions TeeDARK CHOCOLATE / S$17.84
Gooey Duck out in public
The candle isn't the only thing with a bad attitude.
Wear it like you mean it.
Coastal, rugged, wearable, and just inappropriate enough to get noticed.
Smells better than your decisions. A low bar, maybe, but we cleared it.
This Gooey Duck tee puts the whole joke up front: a vintage coastal-shop graphic, a geoduck with suspicious proportions, and the kind of advice nobody asked for.
Available in four dark, easy-to-wear colors. No explanation included. You made your decisions.
Garment details
GarmentGildan G640 Adult Softstyle 4.5 oz. T-Shirt
Weight4.5 oz.
MaterialDark Chocolate: 100% preshrunk ringspun cotton jersey
Dark Heather, Heather Military Green, and Heather Navy: 65% polyester / 35% cotton
Dark Heather, Heather Military Green, and Heather Navy: 65% polyester / 35% cotton
FitModern classic fit
Construction + features
- Seamless double-needle 3/4" collar
- High stitch density for smoother printing surface
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Rolled forward shoulder
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
- Tubular fit for minimal torque
- Tear away label
Size guide
| Size | Body length | Body width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16" |
| S | 26.62" | 18" |
| M | 27.62" | 20" |
| L | 28.62" | 22" |
| XL | 29.62" | 24" |
| 2XL | 30.62" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33 1/2" | 28" |
| 4XL | 34 1/2" | 30" |
| 5XL | 35" | 32" |
Production + shipping
This shirt is produced and shipped as ordered. Please allow 7–10 days for it to arrive. Good things take time. So do shirts with questionable judgment.
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