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Wet Clams and Hard Wicks Tee
$23.15
Pick the right size. Then make questionable wardrobe decisions.
Wet Clams and Hard Wicks TeeHEATHER WHITE / XS$23.15
Gooey Duck out in public
The candle isn't the only thing with a bad attitude.
Wear it like you mean it.
Coastal, rugged, wearable, and just inappropriate enough to get noticed.
Some preferences are better stated plainly.
This Gooey Duck tee puts “I Like My Clams Wet and My Wicks Hard” front and center in a loud two-color graphic with exactly the amount of restraint the name suggests.
Printed on a soft triblend crew in Heather White, Venetian Gray, or Vintage Stonewash Denim. Wear it wherever explanations are optional.
Garment details
GarmentNext Level 6010 Men's Triblend Crew
Weight4.3 oz.
Material50% polyester / 25% combed ringspun cotton / 25% rayon jersey
FitModern retail fit
Construction + features
- Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage
- 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
- Soft satin label
- Side-seamed
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Tear-away label
Size guide
| Size | Body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 26.5" | 16.75" | 7.375" |
| S | 27.5" | 18.25" | 7.75" |
| M | 28.5" | 19.75" | 8.125" |
| L | 29.5" | 21.25" | 8.5" |
| XL | 30.5" | 22.75" | 8.875" |
| 2XL | 31.5" | 24.75" | 9.25" |
| 3XL | 32.5" | 26.75" | 9.625" |
Production + shipping
This shirt is produced and shipped as ordered. Please allow 7–10 days for it to arrive. Good things take time. So do shirts with questionable judgment.
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