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Gooey Duck apparel
Size Isn't Everything Tee
$27.30
Pick the right size. Then make questionable wardrobe decisions.
Size Isn't Everything TeeVINTAGE BLACK / XS$27.30
Gooey Duck out in public
The candle isn't the only thing with a bad attitude.
Wear it like you mean it.
Coastal, rugged, wearable, and just inappropriate enough to get noticed.
Size isn’t everything. But measuring it still seems important.
The front keeps it clean with a small Gooey Duck chest mark. The back goes full old-marina souvenir: a geoduck, a measuring post, and enough Pacific Northwest scenery to make the innuendo look almost educational.
Printed on a soft Vintage Black triblend crew. Mature restraint sold separately.
Garment details
GarmentNext Level 6010 Men's Triblend Crew
Weight4.3 oz.
Material50% polyester / 25% combed ringspun cotton / 25% rayon jersey
FitModern retail fit
Construction + features
- Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage
- 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
- Soft satin label
- Side-seamed
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Tear-away label
Size guide
| Size | Body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 26.5" | 16.75" | 7.375" |
| S | 27.5" | 18.25" | 7.75" |
| M | 28.5" | 19.75" | 8.125" |
| L | 29.5" | 21.25" | 8.5" |
| XL | 30.5" | 22.75" | 8.875" |
| 2XL | 31.5" | 24.75" | 9.25" |
| 3XL | 32.5" | 26.75" | 9.625" |
Production + shipping
This shirt is produced and shipped as ordered. Please allow 7–10 days for it to arrive. Good things take time. So do shirts with questionable judgment.
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