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Don't Blame Us. Nature Started It. Tee
$27.30
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Don't Blame Us. Nature Started It. TeeVintage Heavy Metal / XS$27.30
Gooey Duck out in public
The candle isn't the only thing with a bad attitude.
Wear it like you mean it.
Coastal, rugged, wearable, and just inappropriate enough to get noticed.
We didn’t make the geoduck look like that. We just put it on a shirt.
A small Gooey Duck chest mark keeps the front quiet. The back does the explaining with a full-size Pacific Northwest shoreline, one anatomically ridiculous clam, and the only defense we’ve ever needed: “Don’t Blame Us. Nature Started It.”
Printed on a soft Vintage Heavy Metal triblend crew for people who prefer their coastal souvenirs with plausible deniability.
Garment details
GarmentNext Level 6010 Men's Triblend Crew
Weight4.3 oz.
Material50% polyester / 25% combed ringspun cotton / 25% rayon jersey
FitModern retail fit
Construction + features
- Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage
- 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
- Soft satin label
- Side-seamed
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Tear-away label
Size guide
| Size | Body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 26.5" | 16.75" | 7.375" |
| S | 27.5" | 18.25" | 7.75" |
| M | 28.5" | 19.75" | 8.125" |
| L | 29.5" | 21.25" | 8.5" |
| XL | 30.5" | 22.75" | 8.875" |
| 2XL | 31.5" | 24.75" | 9.25" |
| 3XL | 32.5" | 26.75" | 9.625" |
Production + shipping
This shirt is produced and shipped as ordered. Please allow 7–10 days for it to arrive. Good things take time. So do shirts with questionable judgment.
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