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Gooey Duck apparel

It Gets Weirder at Low Tide Tee

$27.30

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Pick the combination that works. The questionable judgment is already included.

Color
Size

INDIGO / XS

Pick the right size. Then make questionable wardrobe decisions.

It Gets Weirder at Low Tide TeeINDIGO / XS$27.30

Gooey Duck out in public

The candle isn't the only thing with a bad attitude.

Wear it like you mean it. Coastal, rugged, wearable, and just inappropriate enough to get noticed.

The Pacific Northwest gets strange when the water goes out.

This tee keeps a small Gooey Duck mark on the chest and saves the full story for the back: a one-color low-tide scene, working boat, shoreline, and a geoduck that makes the whole thing difficult to explain.

Printed on a soft Indigo triblend crew for people who know the best coastal souvenirs should raise at least one question.

Garment details
GarmentNext Level 6010 Men's Triblend Crew
Weight4.3 oz.
Material50% polyester / 25% combed ringspun cotton / 25% rayon jersey
FitModern retail fit
Construction + features
  • Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage
  • 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
  • Soft satin label
  • Side-seamed
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Tear-away label
Size guide
SizeBody lengthBody widthSleeve length
XS26.5"16.75"7.375"
S27.5"18.25"7.75"
M28.5"19.75"8.125"
L29.5"21.25"8.5"
XL30.5"22.75"8.875"
2XL31.5"24.75"9.25"
3XL32.5"26.75"9.625"
Production + shipping

This shirt is produced and shipped as ordered. Please allow 7–10 days for it to arrive. Good things take time. So do shirts with questionable judgment.