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Yes, It Really Looks Like That Tee
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Yes, It Really Looks Like That TeeLegion Blue / XS$27.30
Gooey Duck out in public
The candle isn't the only thing with a bad attitude.
Wear it like you mean it.
Coastal, rugged, wearable, and just inappropriate enough to get noticed.
Yes. It’s a real clam. No. We didn’t exaggerate it for the shirt.
YES, IT REALLY LOOKS LIKE THAT. lets the geoduck handle the joke without us having to make it dirtier than nature already did. The vintage-style illustration keeps it squarely in Pacific Northwest souvenir-shirt territory — right up until someone looks closely.
Wear responsibly around people who Google things.
Garment details
GarmentNext Level 6010 Men's Triblend Crew
Weight4.3 oz.
MaterialTri-blend (50% polyester/25% combed ringspun cotton/25% rayon jersey)
Construction + features
- Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage
- 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
- Soft, satin label
- Sideseamed
- Shoulder to shoulder taping
- Tear-away label
Size guide
| Size | Body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 26.5" | 16.75" | 7.375" |
| S | 27.5" | 18.25" | 7.75" |
| M | 28.5" | 19.75" | 8.125" |
| L | 29.5" | 21.25" | 8.5" |
| XL | 30.5" | 22.75" | 8.875" |
| 2XL | 31.5" | 24.75" | 9.25" |
| 3XL | 32.5" | 26.75" | 9.625" |
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