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Size Isn’t Everything Tee
$27.30
Pick the right size. Then make questionable wardrobe decisions.
Size Isn’t Everything TeeVINTAGE BLACK / XS$27.30
Gooey Duck out in public
The candle isn't the only thing with a bad attitude.
Wear it like you mean it.
Coastal, rugged, wearable, and just inappropriate enough to get noticed.
We were going to make the obvious joke. Then we looked at the clam and realized the job was already done.
SIZE ISN’T EVERYTHING. paired with an oversized geoduck illustration is exactly as mature as it sounds. It’s a straight-faced Pacific Northwest shirt about a real animal that somehow keeps making us look guilty.
For the record, nobody at Gooey Duck designed the anatomy.
Garment details
GarmentNext Level 6010 Men's Triblend Crew
Weight4.3 oz.
MaterialTri-blend (50% polyester/25% combed ringspun cotton/25% rayon jersey)
Construction + features
- Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage
- 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
- Soft, satin label
- Sideseamed
- Shoulder to shoulder taping
- Tear-away label
Size guide
| Size | Body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 26.5" | 16.75" | 7.375" |
| S | 27.5" | 18.25" | 7.75" |
| M | 28.5" | 19.75" | 8.125" |
| L | 29.5" | 21.25" | 8.5" |
| XL | 30.5" | 22.75" | 8.875" |
| 2XL | 31.5" | 24.75" | 9.25" |
| 3XL | 32.5" | 26.75" | 9.625" |
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