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Nature Started It Tee
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Nature Started It TeeVintage Heavy Metal / XS$27.30
Gooey Duck out in public
The candle isn't the only thing with a bad attitude.
Wear it like you mean it.
Coastal, rugged, wearable, and just inappropriate enough to get noticed.
Nature made the geoduck. We just stopped pretending it doesn’t look like that.
This tee pairs a vintage coastal illustration of the Pacific Northwest’s most suspicious-looking clam with DON’T BLAME US. NATURE STARTED IT. It’s the kind of shirt that works whether someone gets the reference immediately or has to stare at it for a second too long.
Actual clam. Actual anatomy. Our only contribution was printing it where people can see it.
Garment details
GarmentNext Level 6010 Men's Triblend Crew
Weight4.3 oz.
MaterialTri-blend (50% polyester/25% combed ringspun cotton/25% rayon jersey)
Construction + features
- Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage
- 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
- Soft, satin label
- Sideseamed
- Shoulder to shoulder taping
- Tear-away label
Size guide
| Size | Body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 26.5" | 16.75" | 7.375" |
| S | 27.5" | 18.25" | 7.75" |
| M | 28.5" | 19.75" | 8.125" |
| L | 29.5" | 21.25" | 8.5" |
| XL | 30.5" | 22.75" | 8.875" |
| 2XL | 31.5" | 24.75" | 9.25" |
| 3XL | 32.5" | 26.75" | 9.625" |
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