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Not Your Therapist

Bold coastal candle

Not Your Therapist

Eucalyptus / Spearmint / Sandalwood

$16.00

The name gets the look. The scent has to earn the reorder.

Strong throwBuilt for the whole room
Custom blendedDepth that earns the name
Performance blendBuilt for strong throw and a steady burn

Eucalyptus / Spearmint / Sandalwood

Not Your Therapist keeps eucalyptus and spearmint cold and green, then grounds them with sandalwood and cedar. Fresh and woody without drifting into generic spa-candle territory.

Made for kitchens, offices, entryways, and anyone who wants sharp green scent without the whispered affirmations.

Smells good. Won’t listen to your bullsh*t.

In development. Formula, imagery, inventory, and availability will be finalized after testing.

Not Your TherapistHalf Shucked — 1/2 Pint Paint Can · 240 g$16.00

What's in the room

The scent has to earn the name.

The build

A candle with actual standards.

WaxProprietary performance wax blend
Wick setup Clean burning cotton wick system
Burn session Up to 4 hours at a time
Net weight 14oz / 400g
Dimensions 5.35" H × 2.90" W

Burn it right

Good candle. Basic responsibilities.

Keep the room interesting

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Every scent is custom blended. Every name earned its place.

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